Someone sent me this and I thought it was so good, I had to post it here.

If I Didn’t Have A Dog…Or Cat……

I could walk barefoot around the yard in safety.

My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.

All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would  be hair-free.

When the doorbell rings, my home wouldn’t sound like a kennel.

When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through all the fuzzy bodies who beat me there.

I could sit on the couch and my bed any way I wanted,  with out having to take into consideration how much space several fur bodies need to get comfortable.


I would have enough money, and no guilt, to go on  a real vacation.

I would not be on a first-name basis with 6 veterinarians, as I put their yet unborn grandkids through college.

The most used words in my vocabulary would not be:

  • “out”
  • “sit”
  • “down”
  • “come”
  • “no”
  • “stay”
  •  and “leave it ALONE.

My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates and makeshift barriers.


I would not talk ‘baby talk’.  ‘Eat your din din’.  ‘Yummy  yummy for the tummy’..

My house would not look like a day care center, with toys everywhere.


My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats and an extra leash.

I would no longer have to spell the words

  • B-A-L-L
  • W-A-L-K
  • T-R-E-A-T
  • O-U-T
  • G-O, R-I-D-E
  • S-U-P-P-E-R,
  •  and C-O-O-K-I-E.

I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as  outside.


I would not look strangely at people who think having ONE dog/cat ties them down too much.


I’d look forward to spring and the rainy season instead of dreading ‘mud’ season.

I would not have to answer the question: ‘Why do you have so many animals?’ from people who will never know the joy of being loved unconditionally by the closest thing to an angel they will ever encounter.

How EMPTY my life would be!!!


Madeleine Innocent

You know how often people struggle with their dog’s health? They want to know WHY they suffer with health issues and all their veterinarian can offer is drugs and more drugs? They feel helpless and at the mercy of another.Well, what I do is to help you pinpoint WHY your dog is getting sick and implement a strategy that takes you to a feeling of empowerment, of being in control of their life. A strategy that restores their health and allows you, and them, to enjoy life.

    1 Response to "If I Didn’t Have A Dog…Or Cat……"

    • angela o callaghan

      so very true but how could we live in a quiet clean house where no tails wag when we come in the door , and no one comes running so excited to see us no matter how long weve been gone. it just wouldnt be home

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.